...because these are not - yawn - simple paper-in-an-envelope cards. These cards...these Hallmark cards...are made of paper and accompanied by an envelope, but they also play music (which makes me jig, and you will, too) and have a wee little recorder inside where you can record your very own greeting! They are called Hallmark's Recordable Cards with Music (go here to see the card designs and listen to music samples).
We're giving three (3) of you an assortment of these cards (value: $6.99 each card), shipped just in time for Valentine's Day (provided you email me your mailing address in time).
The owner of the cutest Valentine's tights in our house loved recording her greetings today...


Thankfully, the recordings may be re-recorded over and over again, since I know her siblings (and I!) will want to chime in on the 10-second greeting, too. Below is the greeting button,with included (removeable) instructions.

When your Valentine opens the card, he or she will hear your greeting followed by a song, which varies by card. The card above broke out into Do You Love Me (you know, "Do you love me? Now that I can daaaaaance. Watch me now!" Stuck in your head? Good. Mine, too).
Here are the cards that we received from Hallmark (one for a "Grandma," a kitty one possibly for a child or a friend, and one for someone very loved, perhaps a friend or a special man or gal). The 3 winners will also receive 3 cards each, but they may not be the exact same cards as these...
